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By the way i'm gonna do a layout of my Adult Swim funhouse idea if you don't mind. By the way this house idea uses your room ideas

Adult Swim's Funhouse of Horrors

Facade: A generic funhouse entrance but with a queue video and a Universal guard warning guests of what's going on inside the funhouse

Scene 1: Spinning Tunnel

Scene 2: Tilting Floor Room

Scene 3: Strobelights and Lasers Room

Scene 4: Hall of Mirrors

Scene 5: Jets of Air Room

Scene 6: Clown Room

Scene 7: Ball Pit with Adult Swim's Most Disgusting Character

Scene 8: Seance Room

Scene 9: Skeleton Crypt

Scene 10: Mad Scientist Lab

Scene 11: Alien Abduction Room

Scene 12: "Fire" Room

Scene 13: Secret Staff Only Room

Scene 14/Finale: Outside the Funhouse

Edit: Thanks for liking my layout idea mazethinker!

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TITANS OF TERROR: HOLIDAY HORROR

 

Last we saw our Superfan, he was staying up late, watching a Shrieker marathon around Halloween and having dreams of his favorite villains. That was two months ago, and now we're going to pay him a December visit. His house isn't as scary, in fact, some would say it's quite merry! But despite this, he's still a horror fan, as represented by his room - still filled with Slasher memorabilia, and his parents have even left some presents outside his door for him to find in the morning. (And get a good video for AFV.) However, as he settles in for a post-Shrieker marathon nap, another marathon's audio makes its way to his room. As the two collide, prepare for the weirdest nightmare you can have before Christmas.

 

Throughout the house, Christmas music plays. It's the same tunes throughout the house, but with a catch: Each world we enter, the instruments change to replicate the theme songs.

 

ROOMS

  • Facade: The facade from the original Titans of Terror house, but instead of a bunch of Halloween Decorations, it's Christmas decorations. But still, there are some Slasher-themed decor in the Superfan's window. Upon entering, guests pass the living room, where his parents are watching old Christmas specials and movies. In front of his room are two animatronics, one of Freddy and one of Jason. They are rigged so that one can be activated every so often. Finally, guests enter the Superfan's room, where he still has his memorabilia, with some new Chucky stuff. He's sleeping in his bed, and the Shrieker is signing off, wishing everyone a Scary Christmas.
  • Camp Crystal Lake: Guests enter a snow-covered Camp Crystal Lake. There are festive touches everywhere: Lanterns are hung from the trees (Jason may just be trying them as lures but they're still there), Snowmen are about (Built by trespassers, who became part of the snowmen themselves), and their are bloody snow angels (Jason found some idiots flailing their limbs about on the ground. Easy pickings). Some scenes in particular include a victim that Jason left mid-angel, a guy who's stuck in the cold in a bear trap, and Jason himself rising from the iced-over lake. As a sub-finale, guests enter Jason's cabin, where he tries to reenact Christmas with Pamela. It involves a dead tree covered in assorted knickknacks Jason found, presents crudely wrapped in victim's clothes, socks hung on the wall. Jason will burst through door, machete in hand.
  • A Texas Family Christmas: Sounds like a Hallmark Original Movie, but when you know the family... Guests enter a Christmas Tree farm on a lot. Predictably, Leatherface hides behind the firs, slashing at guests. Guests then enter the Sawyer household, where Leatherface is preparing Christmas Dinner. He uses the cutting tool to intimidate guests between cuts. Then the Living room, full of caged birds and bones as always, including a Christmas Tree covered in them. There is also a statue of Santa and his sleigh, made out of human parts. Nubbins will attack guests from behind the sleigh, while another family member tells him to take the display outside. The next room is the dining room, where there's a full feast laid out for the Sawyer clan. Grandpa TRIES to kill guests, but he's barely alive, so that's basically just him raising his hammer menacingly while Drayton says grace. Finally, guests pass by a family photo, filled with dummies to replicate family members from all the films. Leatherface and Choptop will leap out of the photo and attack guests.
  • The Nightmare Realm: Guests enter a red-tinted nightmare of pipes. The first scene is a crude bedroom, where a scared child lies with the cover over his heads, while a narrator describes the scene - "The children were snuggled all up in their beds, while visions of FREDDY haunted their heads". At FREDDY, the man himself will slide out from under the bed. Guests then pass by a scene labeled "A Nightmare on 34rd Street", where little girls sing the 1-2 chant and a dead mall Santa lies in a chair. Freddy, wearing an obviously fake bears and a bloodied Santa cap, will rush out from behind the chair. Then guests walk past a crude collection of presents, with a big overturned box containing Snake Freddy eating a child. Finally, guests pass a room that's dark aside from red-and-green string lights. Silhouette Freddies hide in the room, with stringlights on their costume so they blend in with the walls.
  • Santa's Workshop - Under New Management: As guest exit the nightmare realm, they find a wall lined with Good Guy doll boxes. From above, a Chucky with an Elf costume slashes at guests with a knife. Guests then enter the actual workshop, where Chucky, wearing a Santa cap, holds elves at gunpoint and taunts guests. The elves make dangerous toys, sometimes falling victim to them, and if Chucky demands they attack a guest, they do it. The next room features some toys (Evil Teddy Bears, melted dolls and action figures, the floor has LEGO bricks scattered about), with another Chucky commanding them with a chainsaw. Finally, guests exit the workshop to a snowy outdoors, where the polar bear from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians attacks guests and Chucky pops out of the snow for one last scare.
  • Christmas Day Finale: The scene changes to the exit from Superfan's room. Freddy and Jason don't do anything, and you make your way to the living room, where Superfan and his parents enjoy the morning. However, Cook Leatherface lunges down the hallway, Santa Freddy appears in a drop-down around the corner, a snow-covered Jason lunges out from behind the couch, and Elf Chucky lunges out from under the Christmas Tree.
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57 minutes ago, DocNiktMarr said:

TITANS OF TERROR: HOLIDAY HORROR

 

Last we saw our Superfan, he was staying up late, watching a Shrieker marathon around Halloween and having dreams of his favorite villains. That was two months ago, and now we're going to pay him a December visit. His house isn't as scary, in fact, some would say it's quite merry! But despite this, he's still a horror fan, as represented by his room - still filled with Slasher memorabilia, and his parents have even left some presents outside his door for him to find in the morning. (And get a good video for AFV.) However, as he settles in for a post-Shrieker marathon nap, another marathon's audio makes its way to his room. As the two collide, prepare for the weirdest nightmare you can have before Christmas.

 

Throughout the house, Christmas music plays. It's the same tunes throughout the house, but with a catch: Each world we enter, the instruments change to replicate the theme songs.

 

ROOMS

  • Facade: The facade from the original Titans of Terror house, but instead of a bunch of Halloween Decorations, it's Christmas decorations. But still, there are some Slasher-themed decor in the Superfan's window. Upon entering, guests pass the living room, where his parents are watching old Christmas specials and movies. In front of his room are two animatronics, one of Freddy and one of Jason. They are rigged so that one can be activated every so often. Finally, guests enter the Superfan's room, where he still has his memorabilia, with some new Chucky stuff. He's sleeping in his bed, and the Shrieker is signing off, wishing everyone a Scary Christmas.
  • Camp Crystal Lake: Guests enter a snow-covered Camp Crystal Lake. There are festive touches everywhere: Lanterns are hung from the trees (Jason may just be trying them as lures but they're still there), Snowmen are about (Built by trespassers, who became part of the snowmen themselves), and their are bloody snow angels (Jason found some idiots flailing their limbs about on the ground. Easy pickings). Some scenes in particular include a victim that Jason left mid-angel, a guy who's stuck in the cold in a bear trap, and Jason himself rising from the iced-over lake. As a sub-finale, guests enter Jason's cabin, where he tries to reenact Christmas with Pamela. It involves a dead tree covered in assorted knickknacks Jason found, presents crudely wrapped in victim's clothes, socks hung on the wall. Jason will burst through door, machete in hand.
  • A Texas Family Christmas: Sounds like a Hallmark Original Movie, but when you know the family... Guests enter a Christmas Tree farm on a lot. Predictably, Leatherface hides behind the firs, slashing at guests. Guests then enter the Sawyer household, where Leatherface is preparing Christmas Dinner. He uses the cutting tool to intimidate guests between cuts. Then the Living room, full of caged birds and bones as always, including a Christmas Tree covered in them. There is also a statue of Santa and his sleigh, made out of human parts. Nubbins will attack guests from behind the sleigh, while another family member tells him to take the display outside. The next room is the dining room, where there's a full feast laid out for the Sawyer clan. Grandpa TRIES to kill guests, but he's barely alive, so that's basically just him raising his hammer menacingly while Drayton says grace. Finally, guests pass by a family photo, filled with dummies to replicate family members from all the films. Leatherface and Choptop will leap out of the photo and attack guests.
  • The Nightmare Realm: Guests enter a red-tinted nightmare of pipes. The first scene is a crude bedroom, where a scared child lies with the cover over his heads, while a narrator describes the scene - "The children were snuggled all up in their beds, while visions of FREDDY haunted their heads". At FREDDY, the man himself will slide out from under the bed. Guests then pass by a scene labeled "A Nightmare on 34rd Street", where little girls sing the 1-2 chant and a dead mall Santa lies in a chair. Freddy, wearing an obviously fake bears and a bloodied Santa cap, will rush out from behind the chair. Then guests walk past a crude collection of presents, with a big overturned box containing Snake Freddy eating a child. Finally, guests pass a room that's dark aside from red-and-green string lights. Silhouette Freddies hide in the room, with stringlights on their costume so they blend in with the walls.
  • Santa's Workshop - Under New Management: As guest exit the nightmare realm, they find a wall lined with Good Guy doll boxes. From above, a Chucky with an Elf costume slashes at guests with a knife. Guests then enter the actual workshop, where Chucky, wearing a Santa cap, holds elves at gunpoint and taunts guests. The elves make dangerous toys, sometimes falling victim to them, and if Chucky demands they attack a guest, they do it. The next room features some toys (Evil Teddy Bears, melted dolls and action figures, the floor has LEGO bricks scattered about), with another Chucky commanding them with a chainsaw. Finally, guests exit the workshop to a snowy outdoors, where the polar bear from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians attacks guests and Chucky pops out of the snow for one last scare.
  • Christmas Day Finale: The scene changes to the exit from Superfan's room. Freddy and Jason don't do anything, and you make your way to the living room, where Superfan and his parents enjoy the morning. However, Cook Leatherface lunges down the hallway, Santa Freddy appears in a drop-down around the corner, a snow-covered Jason lunges out from behind the couch, and Elf Chucky lunges out from under the Christmas Tree.

Pretty Cool! Also i think the queue video of the adult swim funhouse idea that featured all the adult swim characters being interviewed by Mike Aiello before the fictional originally scrapped haunted house turned into a too real haunted house.

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On 6/19/2018 at 6:45 PM, DocNiktMarr said:

MONSTER MUSIC: Volume 2

 

What's a Halloween Party with only five songs? There is a lot more than just Micheal Jackson, Ray Parker Jr, Boris Pickett, and Rocky Horror. No, Halloween Music is a vast label to use. I hope you enjoyed our last album, for there is MUCH more for you to experience.

*Thriller's Vincent Price Laugh*

 

ROOMS:

  • Facade: The facade for this is actually an alternative facade for the original Monster Music. Guests enter through a wall of albums that can be Halloween Music. Stuff like film scores, metal, novelty compilations, Drew's Famous and other mixes, alongside some albums with cover art commonly seen as spooky. Once inside, there is a revolving tunnel with more cover arts. Like the last installment of the house, Halloween Music plays in the queue, and the albums will light up in time with the music.
  • Halloween (She Get So Mean): Guests exit the tunnel and head towards a house throwing a wild Halloween party. Oh, and who's attending? A heck of a lot of monsters. Taking on a Hammer Horror Style (Saturated colors), you'll encounter zombies, werewolves, vampires, slashers, demons, ghosts, goblins, scarecrows.... any horror monster you can imagine, it can go in the scenes. Including a Coffin Banger, Cabbie Ghost, Frank-N-Furter, the Skeletal Conductor, and Werecat Micheal Jackson. Guests go through the woods to the front porch, where monsters are getting wasted and making out. Upon entering the living room, Monsters are throwing a wild party, breaking stuff and threatening guests, while Rob Zombie and his band play. Finally, guests enter a bedroom, with a Satan on the bed awaiting a succubus, who breaks out of the closet.
  • Somebody's Watching Me: Guests enter another room of the house, turning it from a trashes home covered in Halloween decorations to a tidier, more standard home. Not by much. Enter from a kitchen, where a bird will fly from a cabinet. The Hallway has that creepy painting, ram bust, and Rockwell on the stairs. Then the Living room, where a character in black lunges out the couch while Rockwell watches the TV, playing the music video. Then the shower, where Rockwell is attacked by a shadowy character, and finally, the graveyard, with the man in the underwear. (It's a sureal music video that can be done much better.)
  • Werewolves of London: I've never been to London, so what the heck am I to do for the layout? I guess it'd have to go to Trader Vic's, Lee Ho Fook (heheh), the like. Werewolves prowl the streets of London, acting like cannibalistic socialites.
  • Frontier Psychiatrist: Guests enter an auditorium stage, with curtained walls and lights along the walkway, dimly lit. Guests pass a reenactment of the opening skit, before entering passing various characters. The important characters are the elderly gentlemen at the mics, who will lunge at guests, Dexter, who will jump off of the couch, the cowboys, who allow guests to get hit by the bullets, the monkey on drums, the ghostly choir (one will lunge at guests), and the seagull and monkey fighting each other. Also appearing are the ventriloquist, the skeleton, the alien, the hypnotist, the teacher, the student, and the mariachi.
  • Nightmare on My Street: Guests enter a Freddy Krueger-themed replica of Will Smith's Graffiti room, with Will sitting on the throne. Guests then enter Will's house, where Freddy Silhouettes lurk around every corner. This includes attacking Will for turning off David Letterman, reenacting the Body and Brains part, and slashing Will in his bed. Throughout the scenes, there is a heavy red and black contrast.
  • Finale: Guests exit through the Halloween Party's aftermath, just a bunch of beer bottles, trash, and broken vases (and a hungover guy on the couch), where the succubus, the shadowy figure, the perfect hair werewolf, Dexter, and a non-silhouette Freddy attack.

sorry for quoting a old post but i just found this music video that seriously would fit the house 

 

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12 hours ago, themazethinker said:

sorry for quoting a old post but i just found this music video that seriously would fit the house 

 

I think it would! Also if you don't mind i'm going to do a room treatment for this music video

Come To Daddy- Guests will now be at a abandoned building from the music video where children will hide to pop out and scare guests and when guests nearly exit the building they will see a tv of the distorted face of Richard D. James while this distracts guests the thin man from the music video will pop out to scream at guests

 

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This is not an idea for something related to HHN at all, but it's such a stupid/crazy awesome idea for a video game I still want to share it.

 

So, Hyrule Warriors is a video game based off of the Dynasty Warriors series but set in Hyrule, right? What if we did the same thing, but with Slasher icons making an uneasy alliance?

 

The plot goes, Freddy Krueger is called before the Nightmare Demons, who tell him of a horrible future where Mankind is killed off. As Freddy makes the connection that no humans=no victims=no legacy=no memory=Powerless Freddy, he realizes that he can't handle the threat alone. As such, he drags Ash Williams into the dream world, proposing an alliance. Ash needs no convincing, because Ash isn't a sociopath, and together they head out on a cross-country roadtrip to form a team to fight the threat - Pazuzu.

 

Playable Characters and weapon styles (Classic Version unless specified otherwise):

  • Ash Williams (Chainsaw Gauntlet and Boomstick, Necronomicon Ex Mortis)
  • Freddy Krueger (Clawed Glove)
  • Jason Voorhees (Axe, Machete, Pitchfork)
  • Leatherface (Chainsaw, Small Sledgehammer)
  • Chucky (Knife, Bat, Pistol)
  • Ghostface (Copycats of Original) (Knife)
  • Micheal Myers (Knife)
  • Krampus (Hook and Chains, Toy Sack)
  • Sam (Chocolate Bar, Sucker, Candy Sack)
  • Harry Warden (Pickaxe)
  • Pennywise (2017) (IT Powers)
  • Predator (Spear, Claws, Disk, and Plasma Blaster)
  • Adam (I, Frankenstein) (Fighting Sticks, Axe Blades, Warhammer)
  • Polite Leader (Copycat of Original) (Shotgun, Bat, Machete)
  • Dr. Richtofen (Younger) (Assault Rifle, Shotgun, Sniper Rifle)
  • T-800 (Shotgun, Assault Rifle)
  • Erma (Shadows, Dolls)
  • Scott Howard (Claws, Basketball)
  • Pinhead (Chains, Pandora's Box)
  • Adult Regan (Because I'm not fond of beating up a little girl) (Pazuzu powers)
  • Shaun (DLC) (Cricket Bat, Winchester Rifle)
  • Charles Lee Ray (DLC) (Hatchets, Knife)
  • Savini Jason (DLC) (Trident, Machete, Throwing Knives)
  • MacReady (DLC) (Flamethrower, Dynamite, Shotgun)
  • Others COULD be playable, but that's as far as I'm going right now.

ENEMY MONSTERS (not in any order)

  • Zombies
  • Deadites
  • Skeleton Warriors
  • Xenomorphs
  • Terminators
  • Zombie Xenomorphs
  • Demons
  • Bad Blood Predators
  • Things
  • Cenobites
  • Graboids
  • Killer Klowns
  • Standartenfuhrer Herzog (Boss)
  • Xenomorph Queen (Boss)
  • Predalien (Boss)
  • Blair Thing (Boss)
  • Klownzilla (Boss)
  • Pazuzu (Final Story Boss)

NOTES

  • Yes, a large part of the cutscenes (at least at first, until the party has too many members) involve Ash Williams driving around, with up to four slashers carpooling with him in his Classic. Heck, there's even some humor to be had here. At one point, with Freddy, Jason, and Leatherface going around with Ash, a certain song comes on the radio and all but Jason can't help but bob their heads to it, confusing Jason. Chucky has to ride in a booster seat, between Jason and Leatherface. And at one point, a cop pulls Ash over, and is about to write him up until he sees his guests. He decides it's not worth it and lets them off the hook.
  • Players can unlock new skins and gear for slashers. Skins give slashers a new look (Chucky can dress like his human form, Pennywise can become Tim Curry's incarnation, Freddy can get the New Nightmare style, etc), and gear allows them to use new abilities (Elemental Abilities, magic powers, and other buffs are common.) While many are exclusive to the game, some have basis in the home series (Ashy Slashy as a dark-element Chainsaw replacement, Molotovs and Napalm grenades for MacReady's Dynamite, different CoD guns for Richtofen).
  • Certain characters have certain "Talents". For example, Ghostface can respawn faster because another copycat killer takes their place. Many of the heavier hitters flinch less, and Jason doesn't even take burning damage (He'll take damage from the initial fire, but while on fire he'll simply do more damage instead). Certain characters can summon things to deal lots of damage (Ghostface can summon another Ghostface, Krampus his elves,The Necronimicon can summon deadites, little Ashes, a ridable War Machine Classic, among others, Adam can be assisted by Gargoyles, Richtofen can have his allies back him up, etc). Certain characters have elemental strengths and weaknesses (Krampus can deal cold damage by default, Freddy can use fire but is weakened by it, Adam's attacks deal damage to demons and deadites, etc).
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I realized how to have Pinhead Playable. Which is obvious, but I thought the chains would be too distracting. Forgive me, I haven't seen the Hellraiser movies.
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2 hours ago, DocNiktMarr said:

This is not an idea for something related to HHN at all, but it's such a stupid/crazy awesome idea for a video game I still want to share it.

 

So, Hyrule Warriors is a video game based off of the Dynasty Warriors series but set in Hyrule, right? What if we did the same thing, but with Slasher icons making an uneasy alliance?

 

The plot goes, Freddy Krueger is called before the Nightmare Demons, who tell him of a horrible future where Mankind is killed off. As Freddy makes the connection that no humans=no victims=no legacy=no memory=Powerless Freddy, he realizes that he can't handle the threat alone. As such, he drags Ash Williams into the dream world, proposing an alliance. Ash needs no convincing, because Ash isn't a sociopath, and together they head out on a cross-country roadtrip to form a team to fight the threat - Pazuzu.

 

Playable Characters and weapon styles (Classic Version unless specified otherwise):

  • Ash Williams (Chainsaw Gauntlet and Boomstick, Necronomicon Ex Mortis)
  • Freddy Krueger (Clawed Glove)
  • Jason Voorhees (Axe, Machete, Pitchfork)
  • Leatherface (Chainsaw, Small Sledgehammer)
  • Chucky (Knife, Bat, Pistol)
  • Ghostface (Copycats of Original) (Knife)
  • Micheal Myers (Knife)
  • Krampus (Hook and Chains, Toy Sack)
  • Sam (Chocolate Bar, Sucker, Candy Sack)
  • Harry Warden (Pickaxe)
  • Pennywise (2017) (IT Powers)
  • Predator (Spear, Claws, Disk, and Plasma Blaster)
  • Adam (I, Frankenstein) (Fighting Sticks, Axe Blades, Warhammer)
  • Polite Leader (Copycat of Original) (Shotgun, Bat, Machete)
  • Dr. Richtofen (Younger) (Assault Rifle, Shotgun, Sniper Rifle)
  • T-800 (Shotgun, Assault Rifle)
  • Erma (Shadows, Dolls)
  • Scott Howard (Claws, Basketball)
  • Adult Regan (Because I'm not fond of beating up a little girl) (Pazuzu powers)
  • Shaun (DLC) (Cricket Bat, Winchester Rifle)
  • Charles Lee Ray (DLC) (Hatchets, Knife)
  • Savini Jason (DLC) (Trident, Machete, Throwing Knives)
  • MacReady (DLC) (Flamethrower, Dynamite, Shotgun)
  • Others COULD be playable, but that's as far as I'm going right now.

ENEMY MONSTERS (not in any order)

  • Zombies
  • Deadites
  • Skeleton Warriors
  • Xenomorphs
  • Terminators
  • Zombie Xenomorphs
  • Demons
  • Bad Blood Predators
  • Things
  • Cenobites
  • Graboids
  • Killer Klowns
  • Standartenfuhrer Herzog (Boss)
  • Pinhead (Boss)
  • Xenomorph Queen (Boss)
  • Predalien (Boss)
  • Blair Thing (Boss)
  • Klownzilla (Boss)
  • Pazuzu (Final Story Boss)

NOTES

  • Yes, a large part of the cutscenes (at least at first, until the party has too many members) involve Ash Williams driving around, with up to four slashers carpooling with him in his Classic. Heck, there's even some humor to be had here. At one point, with Freddy, Jason, and Leatherface going around with Ash, a certain song comes on the radio and all but Jason can't help but bob their heads to it, confusing Jason. Chucky has to ride in a booster seat, between Jason and Leatherface. And at one point, a cop pulls Ash over, and is about to write him up until he sees his guests. He decides it's not worth it and lets them off the hook.
  • Players can unlock new skins and gear for slashers. Skins give slashers a new look (Chucky can dress like his human form, Pennywise can become Tim Curry's incarnation, Freddy can get the New Nightmare style, etc), and gear allows them to use new abilities (Elemental Abilities, magic powers, and other buffs are common.) While many are exclusive to the game, some have basis in the home series (Ashy Slashy as a dark-element Chainsaw replacement, Molotovs and Napalm grenades for MacReady's Dynamite, different CoD guns for Richtofen).
  • Certain characters have certain "Talents". For example, Ghostface can respawn faster because another copycat killer takes their place. Many of the heavier hitters flinch less, and Jason doesn't even take burning damage (He'll take damage from the initial fire, but while on fire he'll simply do more damage instead). Certain characters can summon things to deal lots of damage (Ghostface can summon another Ghostface, Krampus his elves,The Necronimicon can summon deadites, little Ashes, a ridable War Machine Classic, among others, Adam can be assisted by Gargoyles, Richtofen can have his allies back him up, etc). Certain characters have elemental strengths and weaknesses (Krampus can deal cold damage by default, Freddy can use fire but is weakened by it, Adam's attacks deal damage to demons and deadites, etc).

Yes please make that happen! I know this idea isn't related to HHN at all but the idea here is really amazing!

Also for some reason i thought of having collectibles in the game along with a dlc spaceship level and also the dlc spaceship level's plot is the same as Mass Defect by Kitty0706 but with a horror comedy twist on it.

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RED DWARF: SMEGGED

 

David Lister, a soup vendor repairman on the Jupiter Mining Corporation starship Red Dwarf, was put into stasis for 18 months after smuggling his cat, Frankenstein, on board. However, what was supposed to be a way to get him back to Earth without having to pay to keep him alive goes horribly wrong when a drive plate explodes, taking out the entire crew. When the ship's computer wakes Lister up, it's 3,000,000 years later, and he may be the last human alive. It would be horrible enough, if his sole non-adversarial companions were a hologram of his neurotic smeghead of a roommate, a senile ship computer, a vain humanoid cat, and an ever subservient cleaning droid. Together, they have to face the monsters that humankind have left throughout the reaches of the galaxy, if they wish to get home.

 

Red Dwarf is a British sitcom that takes Star Trek and makes it a bit more... cynical, I guess. And while it is a comedy, so was This is the End, a good portion of the Evil Dead franchise so I've heard don't quote me, Shaun of the Dead, Krampus, Trick R Treat, and Killer Klowns from Outer Space, so it's not like it's not without precedence. (Did I use that properly?) Anyway, something to note is that there are no true "aliens". All the weird species and killer robots were made by humans, and went terribly wrong.

 

ROOMS (Aside from the first few (Up to Cat), these can go in any order, though aside from Polymorph I'm going chronologically):

  • Facade: Red Dwarf. Namely, the iconic side of Red Dwarf, with Lister touching up the paint job. Scores from the show play, while Holly (Ship computer, started out male, went female for two seasons and became male again) explains how dire the situation looks. Occasionally, the ending theme plays, along with a queue video showcasing the weirder parts and scarier scenes.
  • The Beginning of the End: Guests pass by a hall where Lister is being chewed out by Hollister for bringing his cat aboard. From a boohole, a living Rimmer will pop out and insult guests. Guests then pass by Stasis, where Lister is frozen behind a door. Suddenly, the floor shakes and a blast of hot air hits guests.
  • Everyone's Dead, Dave: Guests go through a hallway, where Lister is wandering aimlessly because it's too quiet, and argues with Holly, who reveals that yes, Everyone's Dead, stop eating Hollister's ashes. Hologram Rimmer will appear, being a smegger. What a smeghead.
  • The Cat: Guests walk down another hallway, where the Cat leaps out of an air vent and dances/insults guests' fashion choices. Also down the hallway is Kryten, but he's just doing some light dusting.
  • Polymorph: Guests pass by the bunk, where Kryten is on top of Lister with his vacuum cleaner, and Lister is struggling to get his undies off (This actually happened in the show, for context a Polymorph shapeshifted into Lister's underwear and once Lister put them on, they started constricting. Kryten tries to help, but things turn awkward). Rimmer is watching but nothing he could say would be fit for pre-watershed. The Polymorph will burst out of the trashcan. Guests then enter the cargo bay, where the Dwarfers try to fight the thing. Lister will attack guests, Kryten and Cat's Bazookoids will launch air at the line, and the Polymorph will reach from behind a hole in one of the crates.
  • Confidence: Guests walk past a window, where Lister and Confidence are outside discussing what happened to Paranoia. Confidence will take off his space suit, and explodes all over the window.
  • Better Than Life: Guests go through a transition hallway, when the Taxman (a human NPC from a VR game that takes what your brain desires and gives it to you) breaks through a vent and threatens to break hands with a hammer.
  • Hudzen-10: Kryten's replacement stares against the Dwarfers, mocking them and guests, sometimes singing that lullaby in that nightmarish voice. (You have to have watched it to understand.) Sometimes the actor fires upon guests, sometimes he has Kryten pinned to the wall by the neck and is preparing to send him to Silicon Heaven.
  • Curry: Guests walk past a hall. On side is a room where the Dwarfers discuss what the heck they've found. On the other, the three-headed mutant's corpse will fall at the conga line. In another hall, the Curry Monster will attack guests, while RoboLister fights it back.
  • Not Barbara: In the hall of a prison ships, Lister faces off with a rogue simulant. The Simulant will attack guests. Every so often, Cat will run in with a shovel, conk the simulant on the head, and pass out. (The showdown between Lister and the Simulant took place in a field that punished any crime by making the perpetrator face the consequences instead of the victim.)
  • Waxoid Planet: Guests enter a field, where Rimmer rides by on a holobike, insulting guests for not being perfect soldiers. Waxoids of Santa and Charley Chaplin will rush forth and step on mines. In the ensuing smoke, some of the villains from Villain World (Excluding the problematic ones (Hitler, other Nazis and that one KKK member) so we're left with Rasputin, Caligula, and Al Capone (Not a bad selection)) rush in and attack.
  • Inquisitor: Guests pass by the Inquisitor, who passes judgement to one of the Dwarfers. The next scene is in the cargo deck, where the Inquisitor kills Kryten by smashing his head in, before turning to guests.
  • Terrorform: Guests enter the Psi-Moon. First is the little Graveyard, where those hooded, red-eyed things attack. Then they enter the Unspeakable One's Chamber, where Rimmer is tied up and panicking. The Unspeakable One will reach out with its claws and taunt Rimmer.
  • Quarantine: Guests enter the quarantine bay, where the Dwarfers are fighting. From behind the glass, Rimmer (In Gingham Dress, Combat Boots, and Mr. Flibble Puppet) stares at guests. In the ensuing Hallway, Rimmer will attack, sending a heat blast from Mr. Flibble.
  • Demons: The Low Red Dwarf Cargo Bay. Guests go through a maze of decaying crates as Lister kills the High Dwarfers, Cat feasts on another, Kryten busts through a crate, and Rimmer appears on a starway with a holowhip.
  • Finale: We've still got rooms, but this one goes last. Guests pass by a blackened tunnel, where "ink" drips onto them. As they leave the maze, they pass by Willaim and Sebastion Doyle, Jake Bullet, and Dwayne Dibbley hooked into the VR machine. Dwayne will tear out of his seat and run at guests, crying in despair because of how lame he is.
  • Psirens: Guests enter a desert planet, where Lister is attacked by a cockroach-esque psiren. Kryten will offer to help guests, only to attack with a cockroach arm.
  • Gunmen of the Apocalypse: First, Guests pass Kryten, who is fighting the Apocalypse Virus. Guests then enter a cowboy-themed VR game used to help Kryten fight the virus, where the Dwarfers have a showdown with the Apocalypse Boys. Death sits on his horse, making threats, while Pestilence and Famine scare guests. War just does that thing where he breathes fire.
  • Emohawk: Guests join the Dwarfers in escaping Lister's GELF bride. In the chaos, an Emohawk (A smaller Polymorph used to trade emotion) will swoop down and attack with its tongue.
  • Out Of Time: Penultimate Scene. Guests go through a rocking cargo bay, blasts go off, and on the monitors, Future Rimmer makes his ultimatum very clear: Give him the time drive, or everyone dies.
  • (I'm a little conflicted on whether or not to continue, because the next seasons include a zombie forcibly frenching Lister, a Tyranosaurus Rex, and Red Dwarf falling apart, but after series V, Rimmer leaves and is replaced by Kochanski, then they find Kryten's Nanobots, who rebuild Red Dwarf and everyone on it and the heroes spend time in the brig. Back to Earth is also interesting, in that the Heroes end up in Reality, and it includes a scene with both the creepy Rimmer Munchkins and a homocidal script writer, but again, a little crazy for General Audiences. And also, Back to Earth is the last set of episodes I watched, so as for now I'm out of rooms.)
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On 7/5/2018 at 2:23 PM, Twilight59 said:

Yes please make that happen! I know this idea isn't related to HHN at all but the idea here is really amazing!

Also for some reason i thought of having collectibles in the game along with a dlc spaceship level and also the dlc spaceship level's plot is the same as Mass Defect by Kitty0706 but with a horror comedy twist on it.

 

But we'd need licensing from Nintendo for Fox and Krystal, Kitty's estate would have to approve, as well as EA *throws up in mouth*.

 

But I did think a Spaceship DLC could be cool (Including a playable Ripley (Pulse Rifle/flamethrower combo, can summon a Work Loader), an Uber Jason skin and Machete, a Chucky Unskinned skin (From that one Daft Punk music video), lots of extraterrestrial monsters to fight, and more sci-fi weapons (Laser Chainsaws, Light Daggers, a whole slew of things that can take out demons)), perhaps set on The Nostromo, Grendel, and a Predator ship. But maybe it could be comedic, I just don't know how.

 

Other DLC include London Calling (Shaun and Ed team up with Edd and Tom (Portrayed more realistically) to get to the Winchester. Includes boss fight with Zombeh Matt), Summer Camp Movies (A pack of B-Movie inspired maps like The Deadly Mantis and Plan 9 From Outer Space, alongside new costumes. All I've got is that the trailer features the cast watching old movies in a theater, Freddy tends the snack bar in his waiter costume (unlockable), Richtofen gets a Willard skin, and it releases June-August), Halloween and Christmas DLC (Halloween would include new maps and skins but I don't know of the franchise for it, Christmas would feature fights with Santa Claus (Santa's Slay) (Stripper Pole, Curling Broom, Gift Bag) and Ricky Caldwell (Silent Night Deadly Night Part II, or as he's better known for... GARBAGE DAY) (Hatchet, Revolver)... obviously, this would be a comedic DLC), a DLC based off of Erma (Including a boss fight with Whittle Wallace), there's a whole number of things possible.

 

Any other ideas? (No Marvel/Star Wars/Nightmare Before Christmas. I'm pretty sure Disney will not let those properties be used, no matter how awesome it'd be to form a team of Ghost Rider, Darth Vader, and Jack Skellington and fight Deadites.)

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3 minutes ago, DocNiktMarr said:

 

But we'd need licensing from Nintendo for Fox and Krystal, Kitty's estate would have to approve, as well as EA *throws up in mouth*.

 

But I did think a Spaceship DLC could be cool (Including a playable Ripley (Pulse Rifle/flamethrower combo, can summon a Work Loader), an Uber Jason skin and Machete, a Chucky Unskinned skin (From that one Daft Punk music video), lots of extraterrestrial monsters to fight, and more sci-fi weapons (Laser Chainsaws, Light Daggers, a whole slew of things that can take out demons)), perhaps set on The Nostromo, Grendel, and a Predator ship. But maybe it could be comedic, I just don't know how.

 

Other DLC include London Calling (Shaun and Ed team up with Edd and Tom (Portrayed more realistically) to get to the Winchester. Includes boss fight with Zombeh Matt), Summer Camp Movies (A pack of B-Movie inspired maps like The Deadly Mantis and Plan 9 From Outer Space, alongside new costumes. All I've got is that the trailer features the cast watching old movies in a theater, Freddy tends the snack bar in his waiter costume (unlockable), Richtofen gets a Willard skin, and it releases June-August), Halloween and Christmas DLC (Halloween would include new maps and skins but I don't know of the franchise for it, Christmas would feature fights with Santa Claus (Santa's Slay) (Stripper Pole, Curling Broom, Gift Bag) and Ricky Caldwell (Silent Night Deadly Night Part II, or as he's better known for... GARBAGE DAY) (Hatchet, Revolver)... obviously, this would be a comedic DLC), a DLC based off of Erma (Including a boss fight with Whittle Wallace), there's a whole number of things possible.

 

Any other ideas? (No Marvel/Star Wars/Nightmare Before Christmas. I'm pretty sure Disney will not let those properties be used, no matter how awesome it'd be to form a team of Ghost Rider, Darth Vader, and Jack Skellington and fight Deadites.)

Well as for the Halloween DLC Maps i could imagine the new maps that are from the Halloween Franchise and maybe a new skin based off of Rob Zombie's Michael Myers.

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5 minutes ago, Twilight59 said:

Well as for the Halloween DLC Maps i could imagine the new maps that are from the Halloween Franchise and maybe a new skin based off of Rob Zombie's Michael Myers.

 

Well, that's not a bad idea, but I'd rather something a bit more dramatic than just a reboot (Halloween IS the season for killers, after all). Besides, I was thinking that Reboot costumes would be unlockable in the base game (because the reboots usually aren't as popular).

BUT a set of levels where you go and beat up the rebooted Freddy, Jason, Micheal and Leatherface as the originals could sell. (No offense if you like the reboots. I haven't seen any, but I hear they are unpopular. And also Micheal Bay's Friday the 13th shares a universe with Micheal Bay's Transformers. That's.... that's not related, I just thought that's cool.)

 

As for collectibles, what were you imagining? What I came up with was stuff you'd find in a comic shop:

  • Statues: Collectible statues of playable characters, their skins, and enemies. Each has a little blurb detailing something about them.
  • Comic Books: Comics from a fictional publisher. One for each playable character, boss, and enemy. They give backstories that the blurbs won't give out.
  • Prop Replicas: Replicas of the weapons you can collect. Looking at them in the showroom will give you information on its stats, strengths and weaknesses, and also a blurb.
  • Maquettes: Statues of the bosses. Instead of collecting the statue, you collect an order form for the maquette, but it still appears in the showroom. Gives details on the boss fight, but since you've already beaten them once, it's not as useful as it sounds. Usually collected after a good run against a boss. (Can also be based off of a hero's more powerful summons (Ash's Classic, The Work Loader, etc))

Those are cool ideas, right?

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10 minutes ago, DocNiktMarr said:

 

Well, that's not a bad idea, but I'd rather something a bit more dramatic than just a reboot (Halloween IS the season for killers, after all). Besides, I was thinking that Reboot costumes would be unlockable in the base game (because the reboots usually aren't as popular).

BUT a set of levels where you go and beat up the rebooted Freddy, Jason, Micheal and Leatherface as the originals could sell. (No offense if you like the reboots. I haven't seen any, but I hear they are unpopular. And also Micheal Bay's Friday the 13th shares a universe with Micheal Bay's Transformers. That's.... that's not related, I just thought that's cool.)

 

As for collectibles, what were you imagining? What I came up with was stuff you'd find in a comic shop:

  • Statues: Collectible statues of playable characters, their skins, and enemies. Each has a little blurb detailing something about them.
  • Comic Books: Comics from a fictional publisher. One for each playable character, boss, and enemy. They give backstories that the blurbs won't give out.
  • Prop Replicas: Replicas of the weapons you can collect. Looking at them in the showroom will give you information on its stats, strengths and weaknesses, and also a blurb.
  • Maquettes: Statues of the bosses. Instead of collecting the statue, you collect an order form for the maquette, but it still appears in the showroom. Gives details on the boss fight, but since you've already beaten them once, it's not as useful as it sounds. Usually collected after a good run against a boss. (Can also be based off of a hero's more powerful summons (Ash's Classic, The Work Loader, etc))

Those are cool ideas, right?

Eh, none taken i liked the reboots but i think they have flaws too (For example like the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot's script and Rob Zombie's version of Laurie Stode in the Halloween remake) but hey i think these ideas are cool.

(Although to be honest i didn't know that Michael Bay's reboot of Friday the 13th shared a universe with the Transformers bayverse but since i searched it up on the internet i can agree that it's cool but a little weird)

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Some notes about some houses:

 

  • Tokyo Yokai: As the person who wrote the basics of the house, I would probably push Kuchisake-onna the hardest. And in the Megahouse Scarezone (which I just adapted from the concept of The Harvest) I only used the lamp to represent Japanese decor. It's a pretty minor element, only used as food by one of the more benign Yokai. I'd make the media gift a short Manga, written in Japanese and Right-To-Left, about a young woman getting attacked by the monsters in the house.
  • Monster Music: I have something of a requirement for Monster Music's playlist: The first room has to be about Halloween or Monsters in general (Monster Mash and Halloween (She Get So Mean)), the fourth an out-of-left-field song (A Little Piece of Heaven is a dark metal song in a house of light Halloween Novelty and Pop Songs, Frontier Psychiatrist is a lighter, surreal room in a house focusing on darker songs), and the last room needs to feature a Halloween Icon (Micheal Jackson and Freddy Krueger. Other finales could include He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask), Welcome to my Nightmare (Alice Cooper is an Icon), This Is Halloween (...But with Jack The Clown leading the rest of his Terrors through Unversal's street... No, that'd be awesome, actually. And he's a clown, what does the Clown do?), or a Figure song. Other song candidates I'd include are Creepy Doll, RE: Your Brains, Abracadabra, Spooky, Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps), Psycho Killer, Spooky Scary Skeletons, Enter: Sandman, The Thing That Should Not Be, I Put A Spell On You, She Blinded Me With Science, Weird Science, Dead Man's Party, Forbidden Zone, and countless others (Aside from the rules, Twilight's 3rd house lineup wasn't bad, even if I've still haven't given one a listen, it just doesn't follow the rules. But then again, I never explained the rules until now, so I'm kinda at fault here, and he's done nothing wrong.) Also, I don't know if an artist can return for a second consecutive turn.
  • Gorillaz: The Gorillaz House would just be called GORILLAZ, and the Facade would be a bunch of torn posters for the band with Gorillaz written in red spraypaint.
  • Multiversal Breakout: While I came up with the scenes, I give Twilight the credit for the idea. It's his house, I've just redecorated it heavily behind his back.
  • Side Note for YouTube Dead: I did say that Critic wouldn't appear in the house because of the Change The Channel controversy. In spite of this, I haven't ditched the idea for a Critic Solo house. Exclusion of Channel Awesome is less "Channel Awesome can burn" and more "I doubt the stars would be pleased sharing a billing with Michaud's puppet". As a note, despite being aware of the crap that happened I still watch Critic almost every week (Skipped the Purge thing, because I'm not a big fan of the Purge to begin with) and still find it funny. Side Note for the Side Note: If Film Brain wouldn't want to appear in a NC house, I can scrap that Purge room. Which means I need to come up with more rooms for the house before I bring it up.
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On 10/25/2017 at 7:57 PM, DocNiktMarr said:

More ideas:

  • The Hallows Best Forgotten: Those vintage photos are always good for a scare, right? Those creepy costumes, clearly crafted from whatever they could get their hands on, yet done so masterfully as to leave chills in those black-and-white memories. But even if most revelers in those pictures are simply having a good time, there are souls from those bygone days stuck in an eternal limbo, being forced to endure the pain that they inflicted, their essence locked in those costumes as they rot to nothing. And every Halloween, several unlucky people in the mortal realms will be trapped in the limbo, where they will be hunted and haunted by the souls.
  • The Great Halloween Scare-A-Thon: Grab some blinky cups and twisted tators and find a comfortable seat, we have a lot of movies to watch! Starring an escaped mental patient, an adorable - but deadly! - god of Halloween, a scarecrow possessed by a wrongly-killed man, Rob Zombie's messed-up family, ALSO Rob Zombie's messed-up little game, and a house full of demons, this marathon will have chills and thrills galore!
  • The Circus Invasion: Welcome to Burnham Bros Circus and Sideshow! The clowns may be a little... depressing when out of the big top, but they're stand-up guys. And Billy and Barney Burnham, while notorious cheapskates, try their best to make the sideshow interesting. Take, for example, this odd egg thing, glowing green in the moonlight. We don't know what it is, but it sure looks otherworldly. However, one night, the trailers outside the circus are visited by Martians, who know exactly what the egg is, and they're seriously pissed and want it back. For once, the clowns aren't your enemies... but will any human survive the night?
  • Containment: As you walk past the checkpoints, the guard dogs noticed something... off... about you. So instead of the sanctuary of the post-apocalyptic safe haven that is New Orlando, you're sent to the containment bay, where your fellow infected are experimented on, abandoned, and forced to watch as the men on either side succumb to the virus and become blood-thirsty zombies. You may try to escape, but at what cost?

i know im replying to a post that's several months old but i think these ideas sound awesome.

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14 hours ago, themazethinker said:

i know im replying to a post that's several months old but i think these ideas sound awesome.

 

Yeah. I don't know the stuff about:

  • What events in those vintage Halloween days would consist of to map out the house,
  • A lot about Night Of The Scarecrow,
  • If two Rob Zombie films in a Halloween Movie house would go over well (If we want to be technical there could be three but I'm talking classic Micheal),

But I can do something for Circus Invasion and Containment, I guess.

And maybe The Great Halloween Scare-a-Thon. A quick look at TV Tropes for the three movies I haven't seen, and I'll see what BS i can pull out.

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Hey uhh doc can you edit the megahouse scare-zone idea to add Red Dwarf: Smegged, Titans of Terror: Holiday Horror, Despair Horizon, Youtube Dead, Monster Music: Volume 2, Rapture Corps: Hell on Earth and Doom It Yourself?

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11 minutes ago, Twilight59 said:

Hey uhh doc can you edit the megahouse scare-zone idea to add Red Dwarf: Smegged, Titans of Terror: Holiday Horror, Despair Horizon, Youtube Dead, Monster Music: Volume 2, Rapture Corps: Hell on Earth and Doom It Yourself?

 

Well I lost the Circus Invasion, so I really have no reason not to.

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1 minute ago, Twilight59 said:

Well any reason you lost the Circus Invasion?

 

I mainly just post the ideas in a stream-of-conscience style, so Circus Invasion isn't lost, really, it's just that I was making a post for it but after checking some other tabs on the internet I returned to the forum and found my few room ideas forgotten, when I tried to resume it just pulled up that post I made before starting on it.

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22 minutes ago, DocNiktMarr said:

 

I mainly just post the ideas in a stream-of-conscience style, so Circus Invasion isn't lost, really, it's just that I was making a post for it but after checking some other tabs on the internet I returned to the forum and found my few room ideas forgotten, when I tried to resume it just pulled up that post I made before starting on it.

And what are the forgotten room ideas? (Just Wondering)

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