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OhHaiInternet95

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  1. ^I would think that the only thing that would get them to change is that bottom line. For as angry as some are with screeeeennnnnz, fact is they were the only park in Orlando last year to post an attendance increase--and a substantial one at that--after all the bad things that happened, which is extraordinary. Disney didn't start shifting building into high gear once it realized that Universal was making substantial gains with HP (mainly Diagon). So it might take Galaxy's Edge to snap Universal out of its affair with screeeeeeeennnnnnnz. Same with HHN, I highly doubt they're going to care unless people stop coming.
  2. Didn't they have to do AVP instead of Alien because Disney owned the rights to Alien but not AVP? I THINK this discussion has been going on the last few pages but I wasn't really paying attention and am too lazy to search lol.
  3. I sort of understand, as it felt like they were going to announce it earlier. But, everything is a dud to you. This is a house people have wanted for, like, a really long time, and a house most (myself included) thought we'd never get. So I'm just grateful for the opportunity to experience it.
  4. ^Understandable. Remember though, 25 didn't have the full reveal until 8/25. They had four houses announced before then and it sounds like we're getting the Jigsaw annoucement today or tomorrow. From what I've heard 25 was great. Can any insiders say whether they've had "issues" that haven't already been mentioned (Conjuring)?
  5. So I watched ED 1 a few nights ago and ED 2 right now. It's a shame that they did the remake in 23, because ED 2 would make an amazing house.
  6. So TL;DR, too popular for its own good? I think people complaining about the Volcano backside are just as ridiculous as the people complaining about the backside of Everest, but that's just my opinion. I am pretty PO'd with Universal for its love affair with screeeeennzzzz. But goshdarnit, somehow, they do just enough to keep me buying that AP. So I know I'm not exactly letting them hear it.
  7. Yeah I can't stand Jimmy Fallon. Stupid stupid move. I'm def not looking forward to F&F--yet another screeeeeenzz ride, and I was probably the only person who loved Disaster. On the other hand, after seeing a video of an SFX coaster, I may yet be able to forgive Universal for taking my beloved Dragons--though all I can think is "this is what Gringotts, in spite of its amazing queue, SHOULD have been!" And while it won't be anywhere near as big of a draw as Galaxy's Edge--what will?--SNW is looking great. It's funny, VB LOOKS pretty good. Does the bad TripAdvisor score mainly come from TapuTapu?
  8. Well, they are doing a hotel. Once again, I can't even begin to count how many times I heard that last sentence during Le Good Old Days. Seriously, that EXACT. SAME. SENTENCE. I really wish posts on HHNVault, Universal Excitement and IOACentral were archived so I could prove to you how rose colored those glasses of yours are (anyone remember Nightshade and alone? Their reviews of those wonderful, original years sounded EXACTLY like your reviews). So it's really hard for me to take you seriously when you've already made up your damn mind. /rant
  9. ^You make me picture him as the Park Inspector from RCT3. That or Anton Ego from Ratatouille.
  10. Part of me honestly wouldn't mind if they keep the details about the vampire house to a minimum. Have people guessing WTH it will be.
  11. Angels vs. Demons sounds very inspired by Paradise Lost, which is interesting, as I remember reading Legacy's idea for a literature-themed event, which included a Paradise Lost scare zone. It sounded great. "Paradise Lost - The Mel's Entrance to Central Park features the statue of an angel, weilding a flaming sword overhead. As you enter the park (on both sides), you must walk around the ridges of a crater. The crackle of flames are heard, with an occassional boom as another angel falls. The park is lit with flickering red's and oranges. The scareactors wear distressed, and ornate, armor. Wounds are seen on their arms and slightly deformed faces (not "demonic" just different). Most scareactors have bloody nubs where wings use to be (think the movie Dogma), though a couple have half a wing- hanging limply behind them. Some angels carry swords."
  12. *with thoughts on 16 and 18 for perspective Given that we're still in dead season right now thanks to marketing, and since I haven't posted any of my thoughts on previous HHNs (in full detail, at least) when I've been to a few, I figure I'd post my thoughts on all three HHNs I've been to--I feel very fortunate to have been to that many My first HHN was 16. While I do not have that good a memory of any of the houses (only small bits here and there), my favorite house was easily Psycho Scareapy, best scare of the event was when an inmate yelled "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" in my ear--it scared the crap out of me. All Nite D I E In 2 was great too. Harvest of the Souls and Deadtropolis were both very good scare-zones. The overall best thing of the event, of course, was The Arrival. I had my picture taken with all the icons, as well as Darkness. Overall, the event was like nothing I'd ever seen before! My second HHN was 18. I spent the summer following the amazing website reveal, and Mary remains my favorite HHN icon (too bad they're not allowed to acknowledge she exists ). I'd like to think that THIS is how you market an event--though sadly, from what I understand, the event didn't draw much attendance, likely due to to lack of well-known IPs and the fact that the event took place during the financial crash. Loved pretty much everything about Scary Tales (AiW scene legitimately made me queasy), Hallow and Creatures. Body Collectors--spine rip, Sweeney Todd and prostitute throat slashing scenes were awesome, problem was it was SO DARK. Interstellar Terror--awesome story (obviously based on Event Horizon, but still), but strangely didn't have much of an opinion. Dead Exposure--just didn't do it for me, though again an amazing idea, I missed pretty much all the scares. Loved the camera flashing sound. RoF and Doomsday--pretty forgettable. Loved loved loved loved loved Skoolhouse and Asylum, Fractured Tales and Path of the Wicked were good too. This event makes me sad that HHN is ultimately a special (and therefore temporary) event. Like, I would love to go back and re-experience it. 18 was easily A&D's magnum opus--you can tell they put everything they had into it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Which brings us to 26. Although it wasn't 18, its quality was about on par with 16, which means I have had a blast at all three years, so I don't buy into the narrative some have that HHN is just a shell of its former self. I should note that this was the first time I was able to go multiple nights (9/18, 10/16 and 10/26). Because I wanted to go through certain houses a lot of times, I decided to single out a few houses I wasn't into. As a result, I skipped AHS, TWD, and LP3D. So here's my (ranked) review of the six houses I went through, as well as the scare zones: #6--The Exorcist (1 run): Unfortunately I was only able to go through this once. Maybe if I had gone through it again it would be higher. The highlights were definitely the facade and vomit hallway. Making a house out of a movie that takes place mostly in a single room, as many have said, was a tough task, and I can definitely admire their effort. However, IDK what was with that hallway with the noodles? Don't remember much else, unfortunately. #5--Halloween II (2 runs): I haven't seen Halloween II (heard it isn't anywhere near as good as the first, which I HAVE seen--not surprising). That said, they did a decent job on this. I liked that they start with the ending of the first movie, and the neighborhood sets and hospital facade were great (dumpster Mike)! Sadly, from that point up until the fiery finale, it was pretty bland. But what a finale! Mr. Saaaandman bring mee a dreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaammm! #4--Krampus (3 runs): I was interested in seeing a house in the Shrek theatre. I had seen the movie when it was all but confirmed, and thought it was an okay, campy romp. Again the facade was impressive, enjoyed the cold effects. The biggest problem I had with this house? NO KRAMPUS. That being said the elves were pretty scary. The best thing in here was the smells. Mmmmmm gingerbread and...whatever that was in Krampus's lair. Seriously, what was that stuff? I need it in my life. The above three houses ranged from "eh" to "solid." The next house was "very good." I apologize for my "stream of conscious" writing, BTW. #3--Ghost Town (4 runs): The gunfight scared the crap out of me. The piano man was also a very good scare. The town square was jaw-dropping. I really liked the mirror effect's use in the mine (including the hanging miner). One little detail of this house that showed me "yep, A&D's still got it" was the fact that every scareactor had a corresponding "corpse" with identical wounds. I could be wrong, but I don't think that level of detail is very common in haunts. This house reminded me that this is a movie studio, because that's the level of quality that these sets were. The thing that kept this maze from being truly great was its length--I assume TWD got the lion's share of the soundstage? It just sort of ended, and I was hoping for a corral. Oh well. (Funny story: I walked through this on 9/18 SOAKING wet, as it was pouring outside. And then I encountered the rain section. Imagine my surprise.) These last two houses, at least to me, were fantastic. #2--Tomb of the Ancients (4 runs): As I mentioned previously, I loved the Hallow, and this one-upped it. While the facade could've used a bit better lighting, that's a minor nitpick. This did not feel like a sprung tent, and I would say it at least felt longer than Ghost Town--likely due to how intentionally claustrophobic it felt. The glowing hieroglyphs room was a terrific scare. The air "darts" were a nice touch too. The only real criticism I have was that the Amut statue at the end was a little misleading. I thought THAT was the puppet, and thought it just wasn't working. It wasn't till my last run through it that I finally saw him. All in all, it really did feel like the set of an Indiana Jones movie. Wonderful house. It's strange--while so many of it does kind of blend together, making it hard to remember too much of it (partially because I haven't found any POVs), it all blends together in the best possible way, if that makes sense. #1--Texas Chainsaw Massacre (3 runs): A controversial number one, sure. Maybe this was purely because I hadn't been in certain previous houses, or I had extremely good luck, IDK. All that aside, the Leatherface actors were TERRIFYING. I find the look of the original Leatherface to be much scarier than Michael or Jason, and these guys towered over me (I'm 5'11). They got EXTREMELY close to me, and there were times I came close to fearing for my safety b/c of this--especially the hammer kill scene. The hitchhikers were very convincing. The outdoor section was a really cool add on. Plus, this house smelled wonderfully terrible--best way I can describe it is very old, gone-bad barbecue sauce. I haven't been in a slaughterhouse (thank god), but this is what I would imagine it to smell like. I know I'm in the minority, but yeah, I loved this house. Scare-zones #5--Lair of the Banshee: ummm...yeah, completely forgettable. Looking forward to them bringing back the jack-o-lanterns in CP this year for TRT. #4--Survive or Die: I liked the grunge, NIN-sounding music here, but too generic for me. Again, fairly forgettable. #3--A Chance In Hell: I actually kind of liked this zone. The actors were very funny, and I found Chance's random "KNOCK KNOCK!"s amusing. Nothing special, but I appreciated it for what it was. #2--Vamp '55: Although I wish it had been a bit more detailed, I have to give it to them for sheer creativity. The "skits" that the scare actors would do here were great--on 10/26 I had some conversation with one of the crying homecoming court girls. I can't remember exactly what she said, but it left me in (figurative) stitches. Cast was on top of its game here. #1--Dead Man's Wharf: A bit too short, but a great zone. The lightning mixed with the fog was beautiful and I loved the ship. I was filming the area at one point and then one of the fisherman walked up to me and made me walk back all the way across the street. It was great. Plus a hint towards The Shining house, in playing the theme music! I would put it a tier below Asylum and Skoolhouse, and that's pretty good. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So yeah, that's my review. As I said, I think it's about equal to 16 in terms of overall event quality.
  13. Can't remember who said it now, I think it was Legacy, but it sounded like this year would have an especially strong house lineup. Maybe it's just scuttlebutt, who knows what exactly caused him to report this, but yeah. So we can hope.
  14. Yeah, I can agree with that. The problem is that they made a countdown for literally NOTHING. I seriously wonder if marketing just wanted to piss people off. It worked.
  15. Wow. So hopefully marketing learned something today.
  16. Who wants to bet Marketing reads these boards and just wanted to see us melt down?
  17. What marketing might as well have been putting out. CA: But can you wait until the event itself to make judgments? Of course, you're going to hate it regardless.
  18. Well, since I "joined" the Soul Collectors, at least I get that nice new desktop, right?
  19. As frustrating as this is, wasn't last year a bit earlier than usual for everything being announced? I hadn't really been following in the years before last year. Obviously in the 2000s they announced everything the Thursday or Friday before Labor Day.
  20. ^Yeah it's definitely the Tomb tent. It's beautiful... Unf, I can't find AvED season 1 for free anywhere (budget and all)
  21. Member when people were craving a Shining maze? I member. EDIT: Poe's Law in action.
  22. ^I know you can't share it if you do, but do you know what "unique spin" this is going to be? ^^^ Ah, the giant tent rumor. The source of so many laughs I had as a Vault lurker back in '08. (A somewhat OT question I have from those days, to those who were Vault regulars--who was DamnSkippy and why was he so bad? I saw so many posts about him but never actually saw him or what he did. I ask this because I think I vaguely recall someone saying that he was who started the giant tent "rumor" but I'm not sure. Thanks!)
  23. By "new take" I assume it'll be different than the Vampyr-like settings? Damn, I'm really eager to see WTH this house is. I know the sets are Conjuring, obviously.
  24. ^Wait, are the black eyed kids themselves vampires? Or more like the face huggers in Alien, in that they "plant" vampires? I still think the queue DESPERATELY NEEDS a video--newspaper clippings and interviews about sightings of BEKs. Basically instill a certain vagueness as to whether they even exist (of course, since you're about to go in a house called "Black Eyed Kids" they "do"), since they are an "urban legend." Read the wiki page to see what I'm talking at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-eyed_children And this page: http://weekinweird.com/2016/01/28/witness-report-i-let-the-black-eyed-children-into-my-home-and-now-im-slowly-dying/ Oh, and they're going to have to find a bunch of short actors. Maybe this will be a female actor-dominated house? Thoughts?
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