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You'll all end up going and having a great time. What good has worrying and whining about the IPs ever done?

I'm going to ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer. Do you want to live through this?

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Game over man. Game over.

You know, the director's cut of Alien vs. Predator is pretty good.

If you are planning to go to KSF this year out of protest, I hate to tell you but they don't have American Horror Story either.

Honored to join the ranks of HHN scareactors.

Yes. It is the devil's envoy, Gamera.

There is something in the trees.

Finally got to ride Minion Mayhem. Pretty fun!

If the Alien spec turns out to be real, I will gladly eat all the crow on the planet.

I am just shocked, SHOCKED, that a major theme park has money on the mind.

RIP Giger.

Met John Carpenter tonight and I'm still pumped up from it.

You gave up your right to rest in peace when you signed this contract.

We're all going to burn for what we did to you.

Not Everyone Who Comes to This Lover's Lane Has the Same Thing on Their Mind.

Went to a public restroom today and it smelled like HHN brand canned corpse stink. It was nostalgic and disgusting at the same time.

Sometimes I come up with jokes, but I can't think of a punchline.

VHS 2 would make a great maze. Too bad it lacks any awareness.

Sinister Point is next on the chopping block.

Great American Nightmare soon.

Haunted hayride was a LOT of fun.