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It's too early to start stumbling on information...

"We need a name..."

"McStabby's Shriek-Tacular Slicing Spree?"

"Sure."

Uni don't play that.

And the tempest begins its boil.

Yay being wrong?

Don't ever be confident that "more" is worth the cost.

Feel congenial. Tweet @JeffProbst that he needs to cast me @vaden83 on the next season of Survivor.

Reply where it's merited. Remain silent when it's necessary.

#Horrible

And that's not even the bad news.

All this excitement for HHN, and I'm stoked for the chance to visit King's Dominion Halloween Haunt.

Anyone want any wine? Cheese? Ketamine?

Here we are. A bunch of assholes standing in a circle.

Start eating, everyone. We're heading to the coast.

I'm starting to hope we go to Mexico...

People who are surprised are delusional or not paying attention.

I don't know what I'm doing...

"I'm having a ball!"

Throwing haunt stories together is fun...

Looking... Looking... Nope. Nothing for me.

Better late than never, right?

Better late than never, right?

There is a bizarre, beautiful irony to all this...

The best lies are birthed in truth.