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"We didn't cross the border-- the border crossed us!"

"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way, that they look forward to the trip."

What's good HNN! It's almost that time again-- AND THIS YEAR I GET TO GO TO EMPLOYEE PREVIEW NIGHT!

Heeey! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Two decades old, whoo!

And so begins the long dry spell of work hours until HHN. I has bills too, management!!

"Sitting in the back, baby, hardly alive. If I'm about to crack, kick the pedal and drive. All this time, the joke was all on me."

Maaaaaaybe next year I'll audition for HHN... Hm...

"In her eyes, a distant fire light burns bright. Wondering why it's only after dark..."

"Just in case I forgot to say— I hate you, motherfucker, in the very worst way. And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true; I only want bad things to happen to you."

"Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."

"...I always hope for the best. Experience, however, has taught me to always expect the worst."

"There's one unwritten rule of Purge Night: we don't save lives."

"Release the Beast, boys. Let the killing commence."

"...trust is like a mirror: you can fix it if it's broke— but you can still see the crack in that motherfucking reflection."

"I have to be careful or I won't be able to go back. I don't want to lose it, because having a light side and a dark side is what makes life interesting."

"If only I could be so grossly incandescent!"

"You think I'll cry? I won't cry. My heart will break before I cry. I will go mad."

"Play your game and walk away. Your integrity don't mean shit! Crawl on me, you fucking parasite, and I'm gonna take you out!"

"Pain has its own noble joy when it starts a strong consciousness of life from a stagnant one."

"I think that life's too short for this. I want back my ignorance and bliss. I think I've had enough of this, so blow me one last kiss."

"I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem, a dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my Magdalena."

Happy Birthday!! I hope it's a good one!

ScareLA was a blast! Hopefully next year I can go on the day of HHN's presentation! And not be the one HHN fan in a sea of Scary Farm buffs. :')

Happy birthday! I hope it was a good one.

"As if we haven't swam enough in this life of misery."