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I just want to take some time off from ranting about the lack of site updates to say this: THANK YOU to the cast of HHN for making my first visit last year so memorable! And CONGRATS to everyone who got their parts this year! ...That is all.

I posted this idea on the Vault once, just reposting it again for posterity. Imagine Bioshock 2's multiplayer mode...but with HHN characters, themes, and stages! The storyline is basically this: all of the icons are fighting a war for supremacy. Anyone can win. They just have to kill each other to rule all of Universal. The starting characters and their basic weapons are: Jack The Clown-Spiked hammer Albert Caine-Surgical scissors Paulo Ravinski-Spiked camera tripod Julian Browning-Flashlight Samuel Meetz-Meat cleaver The unlockable characters and THEIR weapons are: Eddie-Chainsaw Chance-Chainsaw Tiny-Open fist Terra Queen-Blade The stages are ALL OVER USF and IOA. You can even fight in Citywalk! The splicers are scareactors of all shapes and sizes, Little Sisters are Cindy Caine clones and Big Daddies are members of the Chainsaw Drill Team. The weapons, plasmids, and gene tonics are all the same, exept for one. (More on that next...) In case you're wondering where Elsa Strict is, she has another job: Saving your progress after each game in her book. And Bloody Mary changed the "Summon Eleanor" plasmid into "Summon Mary." Any contributions to my idea? Praises? Filler?

For scares, my mom is numero uno for them. (Her SCREAMING in the Frankenstein house when we first went that year...among others.) But for me, I don't scare easily. Why? Because I discovered that when it comes to HHN, I'm an annoying jerk. (Singing "Happy Happy Joy Joy in LITC, telling Samuel Meetz he was the light of my life, acting like a femme fatale in front of Norman Bates in Horrorwood, etc.) Hey, it was my first one!

My mom REALLY wants to see the nostalgia house and/or year, because she LOVED the Shadows Of The Past scarezone last year. But I doubt it.

I agree!

Watch. In the future HHN will NO LONGER EXIST. I can feel it in my gut, but mostly it's what my mental illness tells me...

Oh, you remember me, eh? Well, let's just say my fears are a LITTLE outdated, I admit.... But still, I hope one of their houses is a nostalgia house so my mom will be happy. (She LOVED the Shadows Of The Past scarezone last year.)

"Bombs drop?" You mean like NUKES? That's my worst fear! Don't make me have another mental breakdown! Anyway, If the site updates tomorrow, both me and my mom cannot wait for it! (She became an HHN fanatic as well after our first trip last year.)