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JDW

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  1. May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat

  2. My meatshake brings all the colonists to the grill...

    1. splitsoul

      splitsoul

      I could feed you, but I have to charge.

    2. Legacy

      Legacy

      "I would feed you, but I have no arm."

  3. My perspective on what happend at Uni Saturday: http://tinyurl.com/oban3ky

  4. No, I mean what does 'exacerbate' mean?"

  5. Not about to see your light
    But if you wanna find hell with me
    I can show you what it's like

  6. Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't really a great time for me to have a House Elf in my bedroom.

    1. splitsoul

      splitsoul

      Harry Potter must NOT go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year!

    2. JDW
    3. splitsoul
  7. Nothing scares me more than people with some doll collection.

  8. Now that you're done, bring out your dead. you promised nothing would change.

  9. Now, I'm really sorry to be upsetting you, but I have to warn you.

  10. Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

  11. O horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart cannot conceive nor name thee!

  12. Oh come on now. Do I come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed?

  13. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to HARLEM!

  14. Oh, oh... I wanted to talk to you about Carol. You left her at home... all alone that night... and those kids got in the house and... sooo senseless but... with you at the corner pub? Do you know what your wife's last thought on this Earth was? Felix? She HATED you... for not being there to save her life.

  15. OH! ok... well that explains that... sort of.

  16. OK... I'll giver 'er a go

  17. Old Jackets leave you face down on the bricks,This new dog knows some terrible tricks.

  18. only a real artist knows the actual anatomy of the terrible or the physiology of fear - the exact sort of lines and proportions that connect up with latent instincts or hereditary memories of fright, and the proper colour contrasts and lighting effects to stir the dormant sense of strangeness.

  19. Oooo, pajamas do scare me so!

  20. Our mother has been absent ever since we founded Rome. But there's going to be a party when the wolf comes home.

  21. Pee hole spider syndrome is typically caused by spiders in the pee hole.

  22. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

  23. Please Allow Me To Adjust My PantsSo That I May Dance The Good Time Dance

  24. Potter took her home now she has no where to go.... http://bit.ly/1qxVVCQ

  25. R.I.P.,you're dead to me, You tore out my Frankenstein heart. A twisted vision of hell in your eyes, Vanished in the night, now a ghost in my mind.

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