Sakura
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250 strands of lights! 100 individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights! 25,000. I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas. Drum roll please. JOY TO THE WORLD!
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Your father's one sick mother, you know that? Actually, your mother's one sick mother, too!
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“Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child Zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling."
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The box. You opened it. We came. We are explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
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The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it's when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm. The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it's when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm. And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact subst...
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Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
