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  1. Mae

    Mae

    I'm listening to the soundtrack from Friday the 13th at work and no one has even noticed. Sigh.

  2. Mae

    Mae

    Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

  3. Mae

    Mae

    From a sig in the BPAL forum: "Douchebaggery is like glitter, it gets all over f*ck*ng everything and you can never get rid of it all."

  4. Mae

    Mae

    I know the difference between a Krystal and a White Castle!

  5. Mae

    Mae

    I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?

    1. Dr. Jimmy

      Dr. Jimmy

      that's cuz we're all down here discussing spoilers.

  6. Mae

    Mae

    "I'd say you're a genius, but I'm in the room."

  7. Mae

    Mae

    Here's something interesting...I was diagnosed as asthmatic today and given treatment. So, with my lungs clearer, how much louder do you think I can scream at HHN this year????

  8. Mae

    Mae

    Fez's are cool.

  9. Mae

    Mae

    Happy Mardi Gras! I have a funny story for you all! I went to church for Shrove Tuesday and they were playing the EXACT same songs as Zombi Gras!

  10. Mae

    Mae

    Just went to the farmer’s market with co-workers and spent $10 on fresh produce. I got tomatoes that were the size of my hand and ate one with a little sea salt for lunch. YUM

  11. Mae

    Mae

    I just found out that I'm going to be stuck back in a cubicle next month. No more office space for me. :-(

    1. JDW

      JDW

      I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married

  12. Mae

    Hidy!!! How's it going?!

  13. Mae

    Mae

    Some people are like slinkies. Totally useless but can make you smile if you push them down the stairs.

  14. Mae

    Mae

    Madness takes its toll.........please have exact change.

  15. Mae

    Mae

    Should I feel guilty because I booked a Disney trip instead of paying bills???

  16. Mae

    Mae

    The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

    1. traveller

      traveller

      I was always told we are not poor, just broke.

  17. Mae

    Mae

    Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

  18. Mae

    Mae

    Snapple Fact #734 Potatoes have more chromosomes than humans. Does that mean that couch potatoes are a higher life form??

  19. Mae

    Mae

    My job is trying to kill us all...there's been a huge ammonia spill but we're not allowed to go home!!!

  20. Mae

    Mae

    Anyone here from Raleigh NC?

    1. Freak

      Freak

      No, but that happens to be my name. :D

  21. Mae

    Mae

    My son said tonught that he wants to go toHHN!!

  22. Mae

    Mae

    Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. Aldous Huxley

  23. Mae

    Mae

    I am definitely a madman with a box.

  24. Mae

    Mae

    The light above my desk keeps flickering ominously....

  25. Mae

    Mae

    Today could start over, now.

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