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splitsoul

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  1. "...I always hope for the best. Experience, however, has taught me to always expect the worst."

  2. "...trust is like a mirror: you can fix it if it's broke— but you can still see the crack in that motherfucking reflection."

  3. "As if we haven't swam enough in this life of misery."

  4. "Follow the screams."

  5. "Hey, hey, you wanna be a star? Clutter up my sky."

  6. "I have to be careful or I won't be able to go back. I don't want to lose it, because having a light side and a dark side is what makes life interesting."

  7. "I think that life's too short for this. I want back my ignorance and bliss. I think I've had enough of this, so blow me one last kiss."

  8. "I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black."

  9. "I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem, a dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my Magdalena."

  10. "If only I could be so grossly incandescent!"

  11. "In her eyes, a distant fire light burns bright. Wondering why it's only after dark..."

  12. "It's a joke, it's a game; why am I still keeping score?"

  13. "It's not that I've been dishonest; it's just that I loathe reality."

  14. "Just in case I forgot to say— I hate you, motherfucker, in the very worst way. And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true; I only want bad things to happen to you."

  15. "Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."

  16. "Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you having fun!"

  17. "O Captain! My Captain! Rise up and hear the bells. Rise up, for you the flag is flung, for you the bugle trills."

  18. "Pain has its own noble joy when it starts a strong consciousness of life from a stagnant one."

  19. "Play your game and walk away. Your integrity don't mean shit! Crawl on me, you fucking parasite, and I'm gonna take you out!"

  20. "Release the Beast, boys. Let the killing commence."

  21. "She's too naive for suicide, but, god, I wish that bitch would die. Shotgun shells, yeah, it's all right. The whiskey says, 'Let's take her fucking life!'"

  22. "Sitting in the back, baby, hardly alive. If I'm about to crack, kick the pedal and drive. All this time, the joke was all on me."

  23. "Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way, that they look forward to the trip."

    1. Dr. Jimmy

      Dr. Jimmy

      you said a mouthful.

    2. splitsoul

      splitsoul

      That Churchill, amirite.

  24. "There's one unwritten rule of Purge Night: we don't save lives."

  25. "We didn't cross the border-- the border crossed us!"

    1. Dr. D

      Dr. D

      What sport did that border play??

    2. splitsoul
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