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Coast

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  1. I'm dying.. I'm.. puppet.. dying..

  2. Nobody wants to build a snowman.

  3. I am the Duke of Ted!

  4. Michael is home.

  5. I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.. his hair was perfect

  6. Hush, hush, hush. Here comes the Boogeyman.

  7. HE'S COMING HOME, HE'S COMING HOME, TELL THE WORLD THAT HE'S COMING HOME!

  8. I'm Bill Paxton.

    1. Freak

      Freak

      THE FINGER OF GOD

  9. EDDIE IS COMING HOME. HHN24: ICU.

  10. Welcome home, Michael.

  11. Welcome home, Michael.

  12. #deadhipster

  13. So bye, bye Miss American Pie. Drove Big Thunder, to Space but then Splash Mountain was dry. And them good ol' boys are drinking butter beer as they cry, singing 'This is the day that Disney died' ... 'This is the day that Disney died'

    1. JDW

      JDW

      referencing crapatar or the new bracelet deal?

    2. Coast

      Coast

      Was referencing the Potter announcement. Nail in the coffin.

  14. The theme park world changes tomorrow at Universal Orlando. Harry Potter continues his reign. RIP Disney.

  15. I am Bill S. Preston Esquire! And I am Ted Theodore Logan.. and together we are BACK AT HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS!

    1. Freak

      Freak

      *Guitar solo*

  16. Cum-ber-batch! It's 3 damn syllables!

    1. Dr. D

      Dr. D

      WORST BILL AND TED EVER

    2. Coast

      Coast

      BEST BILL AND TED SEXYTIME INTRO DANCE EVER

  17. Enjoy being the flavor of the week, Joe Jonas!

  18. NO CELL PHOOONNEEESSS!

  19. "Alright, head count! Me, Ted, Django, evil Vanessa Hudgens, hot spanish lady, old racist.. yup we're all here!"

    1. Dr. Jimmy

      Dr. Jimmy

      stick of butter, screaming goat...

    2. Coast

      Coast

      I think she's sorry for eating a Snickers..

  20. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "..Paper towel!"

  21. Heaven would not take her. She was damned for all time to wander the earth, searching for her dead children. Now, they call her by a different name.. LA LLORONA!

    1. Coast

      Coast

      *Presented by Telemundo

    2. Dr. Jimmy

      Dr. Jimmy

      ¬°Hola Screaming Goat!

    3. figment1988

      figment1988

      on the plus side, it was better to have the house presented by Telemundo (which is owned by NBC/Universal) than some other sponsor such as... I don't know, Goya?

  22. "Blue moon, you saw me standing alone. Without a dream in my heart. Without a love of my own."

  23. SEX WITH THEIR TAILS! They have sex with their tails!

    1. Dr. Jimmy

      Dr. Jimmy

      there's nothing wrong with a nice piece of tail.

  24. The streets look 10x better than last year. You can call me happy.

  25. CAN YOU TASTE WHAT THE FEAR HAS COOKIN'?

    1. Dr. D

      Dr. D

      DRACULA WAS A WAITER

    2. Coast

      Coast

      DRACULA IS SERVIN' UP WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE!

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