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JDW

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  1. Cuz if I don't have you I will starve!

  2. Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir!

  3. Marketing is a contest for people's attention - Seth Godin

  4. Unintwine the statue vine of pygmalion design is revered like the dearest of lover's lies

  5. Have you ever seen bugs trapped in amber? Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why.

  6. My meatshake brings all the colonists to the grill...

    1. splitsoul

      splitsoul

      I could feed you, but I have to charge.

    2. Legacy

      Legacy

      "I would feed you, but I have no arm."

  7. "Something's gone wrong" I thought I heard the old man say as the insides spilled out into the cold mountain air

  8. Rivers spill mysteries into the ocean, and the ocean washes the answer to the shore.

  9. Nothing scares me more than people with some doll collection.

  10. WHAT? You went over my helmet?

  11. I had no idea you were so strong willed. I can see that once you make up your mind about something, nothing will change it for you. My compliments.

  12. But they're just notes and they mean nothing, And they will ring as long as I hold them. But they're just notes and they mean nothing.

  13. I just want them to know that they didn't break me

  14. Look out. Flying pot. Ghost in the garbage! Mama's whole kitchen coming to get you!

  15. You're keeping me alive because you don't know DOS?!

  16. Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

  17. What ever happened to General Eisenhower? You hardly read a word about him anymore.

  18. and Rex taught all the jackalopes to yodel in harmony.

  19. God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

  20. May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat

  21. You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato.

  22. Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't really a great time for me to have a House Elf in my bedroom.

    1. splitsoul

      splitsoul

      Harry Potter must NOT go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year!

    2. JDW
    3. splitsoul
  23. You hear a baby crying, you hear a kid crying, you keep moving, okay? Children can sen-sense them. It's your warning.

  24. You're a blizzard Harry

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