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JDW

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  1. This little puppet's about to get rough.

  2. Please Allow Me To Adjust My PantsSo That I May Dance The Good Time Dance

  3. The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain

    1. Legacy

      Legacy

      The life of the wife is ended by the knife.

  4. Hello again. You must be hungry...

  5. Have you seen the ghost of John? Long white bones and the rest all gone,Ooh, ooh, Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on?

  6. I got more rhymes the the Bible's got Psalms... 151... I have 151 rhymes

  7. Wow shallow grave looks top notch. Wish I had the time and money to go. Maybe next year I'll go to the local haunts and skip Corporate McHorror Nights

    1. Legacy

      Legacy

      A Petrified Forest is a gloriously fun time, too.

  8. And behold, out of the mists of time, the legendary Esquilax! A horse with the head of a rabbit, and... the body of a rabbit!

  9. Hauntology is a radically different relationship to the past, the lost opportunities of which still haunt us today as their unrealized potential. It is this paradoxical idea of a future that never came, of other possible worlds that may still be present, or maybe yet to come, which constitutes the central feature of those artists grouped under the name Hauntology

  10. I am Vince Clothor, keymaster of Gozer

  11. There's no escaping the jaws ofthe alien this time (They're open wide) This is the end of your life.

  12. Does the carpet match the drapes? No, it doesn’t. You’re the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.

  13. Biologically speaking, we are all people made up of smaller people.

  14. Feeling lost? Like you have no goal in life? Like you're covered in dirt and wet leaves? Like you're an earthworm? Are you an earthworm? Kinda sounds like you're an earthworm, actually.

  15. Home is where the heart is. We found it one day in the sink. It hums things late at night, but they are not songs.

  16. There is never not something that has been displaced.. marginalized. There's never not something that, when feeling pressed to the wall, to a place with no room left to run, Gathers it's numbers. Gathers it's forces and turns, savagely on its oppressor. Turns viciously and without inhibition even on those who merely look like it's oppressor. Do you catch my meaning?

  17. Pee hole spider syndrome is typically caused by spiders in the pee hole.

  18. Oh, oh... I wanted to talk to you about Carol. You left her at home... all alone that night... and those kids got in the house and... sooo senseless but... with you at the corner pub? Do you know what your wife's last thought on this Earth was? Felix? She HATED you... for not being there to save her life.

  19. When a man's jawbone drops off it's time to

  20. OH! ok... well that explains that... sort of.

  21. Candles raise my desire/Why I'm so far away/No more meaning to my life/No more reason to stay

  22. Chicken feet take forever to dehydrate

  23. Then against my better judgment I went walking out that door. I smiled at one person then I nodded to three more. One man asked me for a dollar, I asked him, "What's it for?" He said, "I have seen them", I said, "Okay, it's yours"

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