HELL OF ADVERTISING
Advertisements are sometimes annoying, sometimes funny, and sometimes scary. These commercials have haunted us for a good while, and now... they're back for blood.
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I think I got bored and mentioned a haunted house based on commercials. You know, I don't even think this idea would be legal to pull off. Definitely a lot of red tape to get through.
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ROOMS:
FACADE: Guests walk through a wall covered in old print advertisements. Rooms can be in any order, except for the finale. Transitions are staticky curtains.
NesTea Snowman: Guests walk through a dark convenience store, where a silhouetted skeletal figure can be seen, downing a drink and regaining mass. As he throws away the bottle, the skeletal snowman attacks with his carrot nose, accompanied by a blast of mist.
Bud Ice Penguin: On a stormy highway, guests see a penguin sinisterly singing "Dooby-Dooby Doo". As he finishes up, a car barrels towards guests.
The Judderman: In a forest, the rhyme of the Judderman can be heard and victims are shown freezing over. The Judderman attacks from the trees.
Puppy Monkey Baby: As guests approach the next room, the silhouette of a jerkily dancing figure can be shown. As guests enter a living room, Puppy Monkey Baby will appear through a hidden door in the wall, approaching guests strangely.
Krinkles the Clown: Guests pass by a clown sticking his head out of some kind of dog house. "Breakfast!", he shouts. As he ducks away, another Krinkles attacks from the other side. "I'm Hungry!"
Snickers Lady: In a dark supermarket, guests wind their way through the aisles. A woman squarely in the uncanny valley will lunge at guests.
Burger King: In a dark bedroom, a TV plays clips of the Subservient Chicken and Sneak King. As guests pass the bed, The Burger King will lunge out from under it.
Wilkins Coffee: Guests step into a black-and-white zone covered in the mangled corpses of Wontkins'. From the corners of the room, Wilkins will lunge out, attacking guests in time with a snappy one-liner.
Chocolate Monster: Live-Action Count Chocula stands on a stairway, narrating about a "little chocolate monster". Said monster, this hideous blob thing, will lunge out from a refrigerator.
Little Baby's Ice Cream: The Narration from the commercial plays as guests stumble upon various corpses in a freezer, with scoop-sized chunks taken out of the heads. The Ice Cream Being will lunge out at guests with a bloody scoop. As guests go to the other room, another Ice Cream Being is seen eating the brain chunks.
Kinder Surprise: Guests pass by a giant humpty dumpty puppet speaking gibberish and playing with a *gasp* Kinder Surprise Egg. At times, Humpty will fall towards guests, splashing them with water as he "breaks".
FINALE: Halloween Horror Nights 25: Guests enter a dark, dingy warehouse. Chance winds a wheel, with Freddy, Jason, and a horde of zombies in the cages on the wheel. The wheel will stop on the zombies, and the cage will open, letting the zombies lunge at guests. As guests exit the maze, Jack and Krinkles will attack.