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Warn the masses of the horrors HHN holds!

I decided to go with the nazi MPAA system, starting with 08 - 11 mazes and Terror Tram (scare zones to come later):

2008

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Home Sweet Hell (Rated R for Gross Violence/Gore, Sexual References and Language)

Friday the 13th: Camp Blood (Rated R for Strong Bloody Violence and a scene of Sexuality)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Back in Business (Rated R for Strong Horror Violence/Gore, Disturbing & Frightening Images and Some Language)

Terror Tram: The Nightmare Tour (Rated R for Strong Horror Violence/Gore, Language, Sensuality, Teen Drinking and a Sequence of Destruction & Mayhem)

2009

Saw: Game Over (Rated R for Graphic Torture Violence/Gore, Drug Content and Language)

Chucky's Funhouse (Rated R for Violence and Strong Language)

Halloween (Rated R for Strong Bloody Violence, Language, Sensuality & A Drug Reference)

My Bloody Valentine: Be Mine 4 Ever (Rated R for Strong Horror Violence/Gore & Sensuality)

Terror Tram: Live or Die (Rated R for Strong Horror Violence/Gore, Drug Content, Language and a Sequence of Destruction)

2010

Nightmare on Elm Street: Never Sleep Again (Rated PG-13 for Horror Violence, Disturbing & Frightening Images, Mature Thematic Elements and Language)

Friday the 13th: Kill Jason Kill (Rated R for Pervasive Strong Horror Violence/Gore, Some Sensuality, Drug References & Language)

Saw: Game On (Rated R for Graphic Torture Violence/Gore, Drug Content, Animal Cruelty and Language)

House of 1000 Corpses: In 3D Zombievision (Rated R for Strong Sadistic Violence/Gore, Strong Language, Sexuality and a Drug Reference)

Vampyre: Castle of the Undead (Rated PG-13 for Bloody Vampire Violence, Strong Sensuality and Language)

Terror Tram: Chucky's Revenge (Rated R for Strong Horror Violence/Gore, Drug Content, Pervasive Language, Sequences of Destruction & Mayhem and a Sexual Reference)

2011

The Thing: Assimilation (Rated PG-13 for Strong Creature Violence/Gore)

Eli Roth's Hostel: Hunting Season (Rated NC-17 for Substantial Graphic Torture Violence/Gore, Strong Language, Sexuality/Nudity, Drug References and an Animal Attack)

Alice Cooper: Welcome to My Nightmare (Rated R for Bloody Violence, Some Creature Attacks, Language, Sensuality and Drug Content)

House of 1000 Corpses: In 3D ZombieVision (Rated R for Strong Sadistic Violence/Gore, Strong Language, Sexuality and a Drug Reference)

The Wolfman: The Curse of Talbot Hall (Rated PG-13 for Creature Violence/Gore)

La Llorona: Villa de Almas Perdidas (Rated PG-13 for Strong Supernatural Violence, Mature Thematic Elements, Disturbing & Frightening Images, Animal Cruelty and Some Sensuality)

Terror Tram: Scream 4 Your Life (Rated R for Strong Bloody Violence, Language, Teen Drinking and A Drug Reference)

Use your own methods!

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you forgot Nudity in 08 nightmare (shower Freddy) on elm street and both SAWs (The frozen girl from Saw 3)

You're absolutely riiiiiight! Forgot about the frozen girl. The Nightmare one goes hand in hand with the sexual references though.

Adjusted =

Saw: Game Over (Rated R for Graphic Torture Violence/Gore, Drug Content, Nudity and Language)

Saw: Game On (Rated R for Graphic Torture Violence/Gore, Drug Content, Animal Cruelty, Nudity and Language)

NEW CHART for parental discretion on the LEVELS OF SCARINESS

1 - Stroll in the Park

2 - A Shriek in the Night

3 - The Heebie Jeebies

4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross

5 - Don't Go Alone!

6 - Good Ol Fashioned Haunts

7 - You WILL Scream

8 - Nightmares For Weeks

9 - Shit Your Pants Scary

10 - Your Heart Will Stop

2008

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Home Sweet Hell [3 - The Heebie Jeebies]

Friday the 13th: Camp Blood [4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Back in Business [10 - Your Heart Will Stop]

Terror Tram: The Nightmare Tour [6 - Good Ol Fashioned Haunts]

2009

Saw: Game Over [7 - You WILL Scream]

Chucky's Funhouse [3 - The Heebie Jeebies]

Halloween [9 - Shit Your Pants Scary]

My Bloody Valentine: Be Mine 4 Ever [2 - A Shriek in the Night]

Terror Tram: Live or Die [5 - Don't Go Alone!]

2010

Nightmare on Elm Street: Never Sleep Again [6 - Good Ol Fashioned Haunts]

Friday the 13th: Kill Jason Kill [7 - You WILL Scream]

Saw: Game On [7 - You WILL Scream]

House of 1000 Corpses: In 3D Zombievision [4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross]

Vampyre: Castle of the Undead [6 - Good Ol Fashioned Haunts]

Terror Tram: Chucky's Revenge [2 - A Shriek in the Night]

2011

The Thing: Assimilation [8 - Nightmares For Weeks]

Eli Roth's Hostel: Hunting Season [4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross]

Alice Cooper: Welcome to My Nightmare [4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross]

House of 1000 Corpses: In 3D ZombieVision [4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross]

The Wolfman: The Curse of Talbot Hall [1 - Stroll in the Park]

La Llorona: Villa de Almas Perdidas [9 - Shit Your Pants Scary]

Terror Tram: Scream 4 Your Life [2 - A Shriek in the Night]

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  • 2 weeks later...

This was me in 2011:

The Thing Assimiliation 5

The Wolfman Curse of Taboot Hall 1

Terror Tram Scream 4 your life 3

La Llorona Villa de las Almas Perdidas 9

House of 1000 Corpses 4

Alice Cooper Welcome to my Nightmare 4

Eli Roth's Hostel Hunting Season 4 (Not so scary super gross)

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Oh, I'll do it gladly! I forgot about this thread haha

MPAA Ratings:

Welcome to Silent Hill (Rated R for Disturbing Horror Violence, Language & Some Sexual Themes)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Rated R for Strong Sadistic Violence/Gore, Language & Some Sexual References)

Alice Cooper (Rated R for Tongue-In-Cheek Horror Violence, Strong Language, Sexuality & Drug Content)

Monsters Remix (Rated PG-13 for Creature Violence & Sensuality)

La Llorona (Rated R for for Strong Supernatural/Monster Violence including Gore, Mature Thematic Elements, Disturbing & Frightening Images, Animal Cruelty and Some Sensuality)

Walking Dead (Rated R for Strong Zombie Violence/Gore, Language and Animal Cruelty)

Terror Tram (Rated R for Strong Zombie Violence/Gore)

Scariness Ratings:

Welcome to Silent Hill - 3 - The Heebie Jeebies

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 7 - You WILL Scream

Alice Cooper - 4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross

Monsters Remix - 0 - Not Scary At ALL

La Llorona - 10 - Your Heart Will Stop

Walking Dead - 7 - You WILL Scream

Terror Tram - 6 - Good Ol Fashioned Haunts

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I'm bored in class and am crossing my fingers that the 12 night KDN pass doesn't sell out since it hasn't yet until after I get out so I can add cash to my bank account so let's revive this thread by doing the rating for last year's event and predictions for this year!

2013

Scariness Ratings:

Universal Monsters Remix: Resurrection-0 Not Scary at All

El Cucuy: The Boogeyman- 7 You will SCREAM

Evil Dead: Book of the Dead-6 Good Ol Fashioned Haunts

Insidious: Into the Further-10 Your Heart will Stop

Black Sabbath:13 3D-2 A shriek in the night

The Walking Dead: No Safe Haven-9 Shit your pants scary

Terror Tram: Invaded by the Walking Dead-3 The Heebie Jeebies

MPAA Ratings

Universal Monsters Remix: Resurrection (Rated PG-13 for Creature Violence and Sensuality)

El Cucuy: The Boogeyman (Rated R for Disturbing Horror Violence including Gore and Torture on Children)

Evil Dead: Book of the Dead (Rated R for Strong Horror Violence/Gore, Language and Sexual References)

Insidious: Into the Further (Rated PG-13 for Supernatural Violence, Mature Thematic Elements, and Frightening Images)

Black Sabbath: 13 3D (Rated R for Bloody Creature Violence including Torture, Language, and a Drug Reference)

The Walking Dead: No Safe Haven (Rated R for Strong Zombie Violence/Gore, Language and Animal Cruelty)

Terror Tram: Invaded by The Walking Dead (Rated R for Strong Zombie Violence/Gore and a scene of destruction)

Predictions for 2014!

AVP- 9 Shit your pants Scary

AWIL- 10 Your heart will Stop

FDTD- 6 Good Ol Fashioned Haunts

TWD- 8 Nightmares for Weeks

Clowns- 5 Don't go Alone

Dracula- 6 Good Ol Fashioned Haunts

Face Off- 1 A Stroll in the Park

Terror Tram- 3 The Heebie Jeebies

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UMR 2.0 - (Rated PG-13 for Creature Violence and Sensuality) Scare Rating - 1. A Stroll in the Park

El Cucuy - (Rated R for Strong Disturbing Monster Violence/Gore, Thematic Elements, Graphic Cruel & Unusual Punishment and the Scratchy Voice of Danny Trejo - all involving children) Scare Rating - 8. Nightmares for Weeks

Evil Dead - (Rated R for Graphic Violence/Gore, Language, a Scene of Unusual Rape, Sexual & Drug References and Animal Cruelty) Scare Rating - 4. A Few Frights, But Mostly Just Gross

Insidious - (Rated PG-13 for Non-Stop Supernatural Terror/Violence, Thematic Material and Frightening Images) Scare Rating - 10. Your Heart Will Stop.

The Walking Dead - (Rated R for Strong Zombie Violence/Gore, Language, Animal Cruelty and Thematic Elements) Scare Rating - 6. Good Ol Fashioned Haunts.

Black Sabbath - (Rated R for Demonic & Apocalyptic Horror Violence, Nudity, and Suggestive Lyrics) Scare Rating - 1. A Stroll in the Park.

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AVP: Alien vs. Predator (Rated R for Strong Sci-Fi Creature Violence/Gore and Language) 6 - Good Ol Fashioned Haunts
An American Werewolf in London (Rated R for Strong Creature Violence/Gore, Language, Drug Referenced and Sexuality) 7 - You WILL Scream
Dracula Untold: Reign of Blood (Rated PG-13 for Vampire Violence and Battle Sequences) 9 - Shit Your Pants Scary
Face Off: In the Flesh (Rated PG-13 for Some Horror Violence and Some Sensuality) 2 - A Shriek in the Night
The Walking Dead: The End of the Line (Rated R for Zombie Violence) 5 - Don't Go Alone!
From Dusk Till Dawn (Rated R for Graphic Vampire Violence, Language, Drug References, Nudity and Sexuality)  4 - A Few Frights, but Mostly Just Gross
Clowns 3D: Music by Slash (Rated R for Sadistic Violence, Language, Suggestive References and Brief Nudity)  1 - Stroll in the Park
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